In honor of Bob Sanders playing in the Super Bowl (no offense to Dallas Clark, but there aren’t any good jokes about him), here are the best Bob Sanders facts:

Bob Sanders is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry; the man ate the Chiefs.

Bob Sanders once looked at Edgerrin James funny. That’s why EJ’s in Arizona.

When Bob Sanders executes a push up, he does not push himself up, but pushes the earth down.

Bob Sanders makes Chuck Norris cringe in fear.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Bob Sanders allows to live.

Bob Sanders puts the laughter in manslaughter.

70% of the world is covered by water, the rest is covered by Bob Sanders.

LaDanian Tomlinson wears a tinted visor so that he will never have to look Bob Sanders in the eyes.

Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther.

Bob Sanders frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

The city of Indianapolis named a street in honor of Bob Sanders. They had to change the name back after 8 pedestrians were killed on the street because no one crosses Bob Sanders.